My phone is possessed

“I’m sorry sir, but I think my phone is possessed isn’t covered under the warranty.”

“Why not?”

“What are you using to call right now, sir?”

“My brother’s phone. Look, do you want to hear how possessed this is?”

“Sir-”

​YOUR SOUL HAS CONSUMED YOUR HEART AND I NEED IT

“Sir?”

“ISN’T THAT POSSESSED?”

“Sir, that sounds like the ghost in the finale episode of Gary’s House. I don’t think that’s a posses-”

“YOU JUST SAID GHOST!”