Take it seriously, man

There was something inside of him that wanted out.

“Too much information,” his friend said.

“No, that’s not what I meant.” He placed a hand over his stomach. “I mean that there is something inside of me that shouldn’t be there.”


“Can you please take this seriously?”

“Gas can be serious. Seriously uncomfortable and it would definitely need to get out.”

But it was too late. The monsters burst out through his abdomen, coating his friend in his fluids. Not that his friend had much time to be startled, as the monsters then devoured him because why not, he was around.