When Pranav looked back on it, he decided it could have gone a lot smoother.
“Well duh,” his best friend said. “Smoother? We have two bodies in the trunk. Two. That’s twice as many as I agreed to help out with.”
“Buck,” he said, slowing down when the speed limit decreased, “how long have we known each other?”
“Since I died of cancer at the old age of seventy nine.”
Buck was nineteen. A full half as old as Pranav. Yet he would say things like this. Much like he would lord over Pranav that he would live a year longer than him. Scratch that- lived. Buck always spoke of Pranav’s respiratory disease in past tense. The one he didn’t have at forty. Yet he was complaining about the two bodies in the trunk.
“Well, if you don’t want that to be the case, I could always drive three bodies to the docks instead.”
Buck was unaffected by the threat, but Pranav couldn’t make himself mean it. He hadn’t wanted to have the first two.
Two more hours to drive, the stench was going to be awful.
In the beginning, I had thought the entire trip would just be the two of us laughing without a care in the world.
That was before the flat tire, of course.
“Get out the spare,” she said, taking control of the situation. She changed it out (with my help) and we were on the way again.
Then the hotel had misplaced our reservation in the hands on some family who had obviously already trashed the room.
“I guess your competitors get our business,” she said, without even blinking. She led me to the next best place, which proved to be the best place by the very fact that they at least accommodated us.
Finally, I was way too nervous. Even after having a great night out, the previous two incidents had freaked me out too much. I’m a big believer in the rule of three, after all. Something else had to go wrong.
“If you put it out there, that’s what you’ll get back,” she said, helping me out of my bra. “Let’s enjoy the rest of the night, ‘kay?”
Perhaps I got a foot cramp which interrupted us, but she started laughing so hard that when the pain passed… I couldn’t help but laugh too.