The sun is a burning mass of more degrees than I care to count. Which is fine. When I think about the facts, it isn’t as though the sun is changing drastically on any given day.

But in the moment, it’s not in me to blame the tilt of the planet, atmospheric cloud cover, how far away I am from the sea or the equator. My body simply says, “the sun is too damn hot.”

My mind responds, “yeah, dude, the sun is a terrible thing.”

Thanks, guys. I needed to simplify my portfolio anyway.