“Hey. Hey hey hey.”

“For God’s sake Mark,” his friend sighed. “What?”

“Don’t use His name in vain.” Despite saying that, it was obviously just a reaction, because Mark didn’t make any other motions that he had really been offended by his friend’s speech. “Look at this.”

He might have began to read the email, if Mark’s finger wasn’t covering the body of it. Instead, his eyes travelled up to the part of the screen he could still see.

“Father’s Day deals for the man who gave birth to you?”

Mark laughed. “Well, I’m sure there is a small pool of people that that could apply to, right?”

“Mark, stop reading junk mail.”